Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
pop tarts are not kleenex
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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