I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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