i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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