god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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