Fuck appropriateness.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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