that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
there's paper in my vomit.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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