this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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