I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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