Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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