So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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