Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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