i think my tv is drunk
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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