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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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