big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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