butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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