you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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