Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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