I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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