you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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