on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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