I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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