why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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