so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
