I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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