Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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