Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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