I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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