oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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