real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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