Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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