I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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