do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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