did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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