Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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