Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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