I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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