Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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