Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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