Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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