and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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