My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
