She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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