Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
only you would photoshop your dick
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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