I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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