JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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