Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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