cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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