For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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