Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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