Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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