I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I came so hard my ears popped.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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