The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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