Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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