YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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