i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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